is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Randomize
