Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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