kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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