so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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