Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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