Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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