Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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