Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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