He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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