At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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