if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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