Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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