why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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