sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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