Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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