I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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