i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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