We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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