At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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