She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
