scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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