i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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