4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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