I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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