You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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