I murdered the dance floor call the cops
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
They are going to name an STD after you.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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