90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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