Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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