I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
