as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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