it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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