My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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