I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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