he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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