oh god the rape fog is back!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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