Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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