She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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