Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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