Jerry, you need to find god
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Bring me that man meat
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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