I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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