i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Floor bacon is actually really good
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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