At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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