There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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