Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
