We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
I'm really busy with my period
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