office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Terrible idea I love it
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
