we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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