so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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