So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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