i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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